Dilbert's Theorem on Salary states that engineers, programmers, and 
scientists can never earn as much salary as business executives and sales
people.  This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based
on the following two postulates:

Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power.
Postulate 2: Time is Money.

As every engineer knows:
Work
------------- = Power
Time

Since Knowledge = Power, and Time = Money, we have:

Work
------------ = Knowledge
Money

Solving for money, we get:

Work
---------------- = Money
Knowledge

Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approches infinity, regardless of
the amount of Work done.

Conclusion:  The Less you Know, the More you Make.